What's a meme? - there you go!

A meme - I have been memed! By Anne
(OK fine, I did ask for it but all the same... It's cruel!)

Last Five Songs I Listened To:-
- Auf Achse (by Franz Ferdinand) (nooo = I am not obsessed - not at all.... Ach, What's their hotel address again???)
- You don't love me (no no no) (Dawn Penn) ( a wealth of memories there - not all good...)
- Railyard Band (Cauld Blast Orchestra) - please do go and see them if you get the chance = they are definitely worth it!
- Ta Katie t'a quitté (Boby Lapointe) (tic tac tic tac, ta tactique était toc, tic tac...)
- Oh Chéri Chéri (Karen Chéryl) - yes, fine, it does remind me of birth giving... I did make a whole tape and, yes, it did shock the midwives (prepared for everything? - well maybe not 80s French dance music) (ooh, and I did have Plastic Bertran - yes - Ca plane pour moi!) Anyway, talk about keeping the best for the last!
- no I can't stop - How beautiful you are (The Cure) and One (interpreted by Johnny Cash)
- oh fine, and Can't Stop & Under the Bridge ( Red Hot Chili Peppers).
- Right - Can't not say anything at all if I don't put my fetish It don't mean a swing (if it ain't got that thing) (by Ella Fitzgerald)
There.
- No I can't: Paris La Nuit by Mano Negra. And you can even listen to it...

Last Five Movies I Saw:
ohh - it will have to wait for me to get a proper life! I will have to put down my 5 favorite movies , then...........
- Chacun cherche son chat, a delightful tale of lost cats in Paris
- The cat returns, an amazing animation
- Le placard, yes, well, I like it and also it's on my film course...
- A Tramway called Desire, need I say more?
- The old US comedies from Capra & Wilder... Too good for words actually!

Last Five Books I Read
oh dear, I cannot confess I have been reading Tintin for the past few days (when in fact...)
Anyway -
- Various Rankin offerings - always keen to read and re-read those (trying to identify the mysterious Civil Servants - hmmm, to no avail - so far!)
- Always have been partial to the old Agatha Christie.... (yes that's me!)
- Kingdom of the Golden Dragon (Isabel Allende) (currently...)
- Small Island (Andrea Levy) (only just started, so not sure.)
- Re-reading my Adèle Blanc-Sec (yes, by Tardi) (Have been re-reading those for ages, am proud to say I have passed on my passion to my son) (maybe I shouldn't be) (proud) (...)

Last Five Cultured Events Attended
ho it's so unfair... I do make 'le plein' of cultural events during the festival... My budget does not stretch so much...

Last Five Masturbatory Fantasies
oh no, this is my shop-window. Surely I cannot have anything so risqué...
Anyway - here it goes:
1. Man in kilt (and no, I am not commenting...)
2. French dept university student speaks French (come on, you have not known my pain!)
3. Sausage stops. All her shenanigans (see below). Full stop.
4. Foie Gras and Sauternes are now freely available on health ground.
5. I can still party until 5am and look/feel none the worse for it....
(yeah I will go for that one. Definitely.)

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